Celebs all around the world are being criticized for looking so frightening. They walk the red carpet with after effects like that of a tsunami. Their dressing sense gives into evil ways – seems they’ve started their ritual of praying to the Satan and worshiping Medusa as their fashion icon. Some may wear such clothes, strings or jewels because they have lost weight others do so because they have lost their mind. Such celebs need a vacation from any kind of social event before matters become worse. We bring to you FASHION REHAB – a space that will dissect ensembles, reasons and pass prescriptions for the ones suffering from Deficiencies
1. The Fishy Dress
Kim Kardashian West takes to animal husbandry after a year of her marriage with Kanye West. At the GQ Awards, Kim chose to wear a fish net designed by Ralph and Russo over clothes (not really). Maybe, she was actually fishing before she arrived here as you could see the ‘tetraodontidae’ (puffer fish) sticking out right in your face out of the latex body suit. The ‘pop out’ is harder to watch than to pronounce the name of the fish, which is kind of cuter. See below for reference.
2. Tied Down
Miley Cyrus is in need of some serious help. It’s true she has been tied around by sequenced straps after she ‘came in like a wrecking ball’. She wore this black Tom Ford dress on a sheer top at the amfAR LA Inspiration Gala. She surely has taken to conservative ways after her twerking lessons. Cyrus attended the fund raising event with her mom Tish, I wonder why she didn’t say anything to her!
3. Sparkling Calamity
Rihanna’s Adam Selman’s Swarovski dress worn at the CFDA awards was rather pretty. The dress is not always at fault, it can also be, at times, the mental state of the person wearing it. The dress could have been carried off so much better if Rihanna would not have worn the swimming cap along with it and also if she would have hid her assets just the right way. After all, fashion-porn, is not always aesthetic.
4. Wedding Cake
Lena Dunham’s book ‘Not That Kind of Girl’ got her a lot of fame and so has the Giambattista Valli fluffy skirt that she decided to wear at the Emmy Awards. This ombre skirt she paired with a pink button top made her look like a wedding cake. So, we’ve sliced her down!
5. Child Proof
Margot Robbie was casted in the spotlight after her performance in ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’. At the LA screening she decided to wear a ‘bibbed’ dress. Maybe she was scared she’d drop something on her mid-length Delpozo. Surely the dress could have been better without the office straps and a designer bib.
7. Gift Me
Madhoo Shah at the launch of Vikram Phadnis’s store wore a wrapping paper. The biggest gift that night to Padhnis would have been Shah herself.
8. Under Dressed Over
Ileana D’Cruz forgot to change after last night or maybe she did not carry a change with her after all. She walks into the set of India’s Raw Star like that and the first question that pops up in your mind is what were you high on last night that you did not even get the time to change your ‘brazier’ top?